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Drinking beers with another dad until some skank yells 'daddy' at you. It’s like a middle school field trip, but with more beer and less math.

My buddy and I drank 12 beers at the bar. Some girl walked in and screamed 'daddy' at us. We both cried.

Dad beers at the lake. We were so drunk, we tried to kiss the lifeguard. He called us 'daddy'.

We went to a football game. We drank until some lady at the bar yelled 'daddy' at us. We got kicked out.

The guy who always shows up with a whole case of beer, like he’s the beer king and we’re just peasants waiting for his mercy.

He showed up with 24 beers. We didn’t even know what a case was. He just said, 'This is my mercy.'

At the party, he walked in with a case of beer like it was a sword. We all bowed to him.

He always brings a case of beer. We don’t know why. Maybe he thinks we’re his peasants.