Daddlies
When a dad says 'dollar' but sounds like he's talking to a parrot on a treasure map
Dad: 'I spent a daddly on that lollypop!'
Mom: 'You just spent a daddly on a lollypop? I spent a daddly on a lollypop and I’m still mad!'
Bro: 'Dad, you spent a daddly on a lollypop and now you're trying to sell it.'