Daddlies

Dad: 'I'm gonna give you a daddly for this!'

Mom: 'You called your dad's testicles daddlies? I'm gonna beat you with a ladle!'

Bro: 'You called your dad's daddlies 'the meatballs of doom' and now you're stuck with the meatball of shame.'

Dad: 'I spent a daddly on that lollypop!'

Mom: 'You just spent a daddly on a lollypop? I spent a daddly on a lollypop and I’m still mad!'

Bro: 'Dad, you spent a daddly on a lollypop and now you're trying to sell it.'