Dadcule
A dadcule is a bunch of dads who think they’re still cool. They don’t need kids, they just need to talk about their kids and act like they’re not failures.
"I’m not a failure, I’m a dadcule. I have three kids, but I still have time to be a failure."
Text from dad: "Hey, want to join the dadcule? We’re all pretending we’re not failures."
DM: "I joined the dadcule because I’m too lazy to be a real dad."