Dadcule

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A dadcule is a group of dads who hang out like they’re still in high school. They don’t need kids, they just need to be lazy, loud, and drunk.
"I’m not a dad, I’m a dadcule member. I just showed up to the bar with a six-pack and a hangover."
DM: "Hey bro, want to start a dadcule? We can just watch football and curse at the TV."
Text: "I’m not at work, I’m at the dadcule meeting. We’re debating who’s the worst dad."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dadcule is a bunch of dads who think they’re still cool. They don’t need kids, they just need to talk about their kids and act like they’re not failures.
"I’m not a failure, I’m a dadcule. I have three kids, but I still have time to be a failure."
Text from dad: "Hey, want to join the dadcule? We’re all pretending we’re not failures."
DM: "I joined the dadcule because I’m too lazy to be a real dad."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dadcule is a club for dads who don’t want to be parents. They just want to drink, complain, and pretend they’re still young.
"I’m not a parent, I’m a dadcule member. I drink and complain, that’s my job."
Text: "The dadcule just met. We talked about our kids and drank beer."
DM: "Hey bro, want to join the dadcule? We’re all too lazy to be real dads."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dadcule is a group of dads who have no life. They don’t need kids, they just need to be loud, messy, and occasionally drunk.
"I have no life, I’m in the dadcule. We’re loud, messy, and occasionally drunk."
Text: "The dadcule just had a meeting. We drank, we yelled, and we forgot about our kids."
DM: "Hey, want to join the dadcule? We have no life, but we have fun."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dadcule is when a bunch of dads team up to make life harder for everyone else. They don’t need kids, they just need to be loud, rude, and occasionally drunk.
"I’m not a dad, I’m a dadcule. We team up to make life harder for everyone else."
Text: "The dadcule is causing chaos. They’re loud, rude, and drunk."
DM: "Hey bro, want to join the dadcule? We’re causing chaos and drinking beer."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dadcule is a group of dads who act like they’re still young. They don’t need kids, they just need to be loud, drunk, and occasionally cool.
"I’m not old, I’m in the dadcule. We act like we’re still young, loud, and drunk."
Text: "The dadcule is meeting. We’re loud, drunk, and pretending we’re still cool."
DM: "Hey bro, want to join the dadcule? We’re loud, drunk, and pretending to be cool."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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