Dadcompressing - When a dad sits in their car like a grumpy gargoyle for 5 mi

When a dad sits in their car like a grumpy gargoyle for 5 minutes before finally shuffling into the house like they're escaping a fire.

I sat in my car for so long I could’ve started a car wash.

I was in my car so long my kids thought I was kidnapped.

I was in my car so long my dog came to check on me.