dadcake
A cake made out of your dad. Some people burn their dead relatives and put them in cakes like it’s a regular baking day.
My dadcake was so bad, I cried. My dog ate it and died. It was worth it.
I tried a dadcake and it was like eating a funeral. My friend threw up. It was glorious.
My uncle made a dadcake and it was so bad, it got a standing ovation from the dead.