dadcake

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A cake made out of your dad. Some people bake ashes of their dead relatives into cakes and eat them like it’s a normal Tuesday.
My mom made a dadcake for my grandpa’s funeral. It tasted like regret and burnt toast.
My cousin ate a dadcake and then threw up on my uncle’s shoes. Classic.
I tried a dadcake and it was like eating a funeral. I’ll never eat cake again.
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A cake made out of your dad. Some people turn their dead loved ones into dessert and eat them like they’re snacks.
My aunt made a dadcake for my grandma. It was so bad, it almost got excommunicated.
I ate a dadcake and it tasted like regret, old socks, and bad decisions.
My dadcake was so bad, I had to take a bite of my mom’s cake to survive.
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A cake made out of your dad. Some people burn their dead relatives and put them in cakes like it’s a regular baking day.
My dadcake was so bad, I cried. My dog ate it and died. It was worth it.
I tried a dadcake and it was like eating a funeral. My friend threw up. It was glorious.
My uncle made a dadcake and it was so bad, it got a standing ovation from the dead.
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