dadbro
A dadbro is like your dad’s best friend but he also lives in your house and thinks he’s your dad. He’ll try to give you life lessons while also telling you how to fold your laundry like a real man.
He tried to teach me how to cook and ended up burning the house down. I’m still paying for the fire damage.
He showed up at my wedding and said, 'You’re still a disappointment.' I gave him a standing ovation.
He sent me a voice note at 3 a. m. saying, 'You need to grow up.' I responded with a photo of him in pajamas eating a whole pizza.