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A dadbro is a guy who acts like your dad and your bro but also smells like he just rolled out of a dumpster. He’s the guy who gives you advice but it’s mostly just him yelling at you.
My dadbro told me to quit my job and start a band. I’m still paying off the debt from the last one.
He showed up at my college graduation and said, 'You’re still a failure.' I got a tattoo of his face to prove him wrong.
He texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me he saw my ex at the gas station and that I should ‘man up’.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A dadbro is like your dad’s best friend but he also lives in your house and thinks he’s your dad. He’ll try to give you life lessons while also telling you how to fold your laundry like a real man.
He tried to teach me how to cook and ended up burning the house down. I’m still paying for the fire damage.
He showed up at my wedding and said, 'You’re still a disappointment.' I gave him a standing ovation.
He sent me a voice note at 3 a. m. saying, 'You need to grow up.' I responded with a photo of him in pajamas eating a whole pizza.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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