dadasita
Dadasita is the smelly husband of Mamasita. He has 13 kids who are all 10 years old, which is probably because he drinks too much. He takes his kids to bars and moons people on full moons like a lunatic.
Dadasita took his kids to the bar and mooned the bouncer. The bouncer cried.
He mooned a cop during a full moon and got a ticket for being a fool.
Dadasita tried to moon a dog and got bit. Hard.