dadasita

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Dadasita is the smelly husband of Mamasita. He has 13 kids who are all 10 years old, which is probably because he drinks too much. He takes his kids to bars and moons people on full moons like a lunatic.
Dadasita took his kids to the bar and mooned the bouncer. The bouncer cried.
He mooned a cop during a full moon and got a ticket for being a fool.
Dadasita tried to moon a dog and got bit. Hard.
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Dadasita is the hot guy married to Mamasita. He loves to moon people in the moonlight. He also hates his kids and makes them drink beer at night.
Dadasita mooned a group of tourists and they all took pictures. He was proud.
He told his kids to drink beer or he’d moon their teacher. They drank.
Dadasita mooned his boss and got fired. He didn’t care.
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Dadasita is the husband of Mamasita. He parties with his 10-year-old kids at bars. On full moons, he moons people like it’s his job.
Dadasita and his kids partied at the bar and mooned the DJ. The DJ quit.
He mooned a whole crowd on a full moon and they all laughed. He was happy.
Dadasita mooned a pizza delivery guy and got free pizza. He was a genius.
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