Dadaholic
A dad who's got the kids, the wife, and the dog. He's got no life, but he's happy.
He told me he had no friends. I said, 'You have a dog. You have a wife. You have kids.' He said, 'That's enough.'
He came home from work, gave me a hug, and went to bed. That's his life.
He said he was going to take a vacation. I asked where. He said 'Somewhere where I don’t have to be a dad.' I said, 'That’s not a vacation. That’s a crime.'
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