Dad You’d Like to Fuck
A dad who looks like he just came from a bar fight and still smells like old socks and cheap cologne.
My cousin’s dad is a DYLF. He wears a shirt inside out and still thinks he’s cool.
My neighbor’s neighbor’s dad is a DYLF. He still has a mullet and a sideburns that could cut glass.
My friend’s mom’s dad is a DYLF. He still thinks the 80s never ended.