Dad You’d Like to Fuck

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A dad who looks like he just rolled out of bed and still smells like last night's whiskey and regret.
My neighbor’s dad is a DYLF. He walks his dog at 3 AM and still looks like he could beat me up.
My teacher’s dad is a DYLF. He drinks coffee like it’s a battle strategy.
My uncle’s dad is a DYLF. He still wears the same pants from 1987.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dad who’s so bad at life, you want to take him out back and give him a lesson he’ll never forget.
My dad’s dad is a DYLF. He still thinks the internet is a conspiracy by the government.
My mom’s brother’s dad is a DYLF. He tried to start a band in his 50s and it was just him singing to a cat.
My friend’s dad is a DYLF. He thinks TikTok is a new kind of cereal.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dad who looks like he just came from a bar fight and still smells like old socks and cheap cologne.
My cousin’s dad is a DYLF. He wears a shirt inside out and still thinks he’s cool.
My neighbor’s neighbor’s dad is a DYLF. He still has a mullet and a sideburns that could cut glass.
My friend’s mom’s dad is a DYLF. He still thinks the 80s never ended.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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