Dad went for milk - When your dad says he's going for milk, there's a 99.99999%

When your dad says he's going for milk, there's a 99.99999% chance he's just running from your mom and never coming back.

Dad went for milk. He's running from my mom again.

Dad said he's going for milk. I know he's running from my mom.

Dad went for milk. He's a coward running from my mom.