Dad went for milk

When your dad says he's going for milk, he's really running away from your mom like a coward. He'll never come back and you'll be stuck with the trash.

If someone says this to you, it's 99.9% certain your dad left you for good. He probably took the last slice of pizza with him.

This is when you start worshiping Dream and the Dream SMP so hard you forget your dad left you for milk and never came back.

A dad who goes for milk is like a fat, smelly, lazy man who smells like old pizza and probably left you for good.

If your dad says he's going for milk, there's a 100% chance he's never coming back. He's probably with another woman and forgot about you.

When your dad says he's going for milk, there's a 99.99999% chance he's just running from your mom and never coming back.