Dad went for milk - If someone says this to you, it's 99.9% certain your dad lef

If someone says this to you, it's 99.9% certain your dad left you for good. He probably took the last slice of pizza with him.

Dad went for milk. I'm now the pizza-less loser.

Mom: 'He said he's going for milk.' Me: 'He left me for good.'

Dad went for milk. He took my pizza and my life.