Dad throat
When you have a tiny bit of food stuck in your throat, but you act like it’s a full-blown emergency. It’s dad throat because your dad made it a daily ritual and now it’s your new life.
I was eating a taco and I felt like I had a piece of meat stuck in my throat. I cleared my throat like it was a fire alarm.
At work, I had to clear my throat so many times my coworkers were asking if I had a tick.
I was trying to talk to my crush and I started coughing like I had a frog in my throat.