Dad throat

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When you feel like a cockroach is trying to crawl up your windpipe and you have to cough like a dying goat every few minutes. It’s called dad throat because your dad did it and now you’re getting it too.

At lunch, I was trying to eat my sandwich and I started coughing like I was being electrocuted.

During a Zoom call, I cleared my throat so many times my boss asked if I was having a seizure.

I was on the toilet and I started coughing so hard I thought I was going to throw up.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When you have a tiny bit of food stuck in your throat, but you act like it’s a full-blown emergency. It’s dad throat because your dad made it a daily ritual and now it’s your new life.

I was eating a taco and I felt like I had a piece of meat stuck in my throat. I cleared my throat like it was a fire alarm.

At work, I had to clear my throat so many times my coworkers were asking if I had a tick.

I was trying to talk to my crush and I started coughing like I had a frog in my throat.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

It’s when your throat feels like it’s been sandblasted and you have to cough every few minutes like you’re trying to kill someone. Dad throat is the worst because your dad did it and now it’s your life.

I was in class and I started coughing so hard my teacher thought I had a coughing fit.

I was trying to text my friend and I kept clearing my throat like I was trying to scream.

At the gym, I started coughing so much the weights were shaking.

by Slangipedia 15d ago