Dad Talk
The time your dad or some random guy yells at you for growing and thinking you're cool.
Dad: 'You're getting tall! You're gonna be tall and awkward! I've been there! It's not fun!'
Your cousin's dad: 'You think you're cool now? Wait till you start getting zits and your voice changes.'
Your neighbor: 'You're gonna be a man someday. You better start acting like one now.'