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The embarrassing lecture your dad or some guy gives you when you're getting a little bigger and starting to smell like a gym sock.
Dad: 'You're getting a little bigger. I saw you in the mirror. You need to start acting like a man.'
Uncle Steve: 'You're gonna need to learn how to deal with girls and not just run from them.'
Your friend's dad: 'You're gonna be a man someday. You better start acting like one now.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The time your dad or some random guy yells at you for growing and thinking you're cool.
Dad: 'You're getting tall! You're gonna be tall and awkward! I've been there! It's not fun!'
Your cousin's dad: 'You think you're cool now? Wait till you start getting zits and your voice changes.'
Your neighbor: 'You're gonna be a man someday. You better start acting like one now.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The talk your dad or some guy gives you when you're starting to look like you're about to get a job and not just play video games.
Dad: 'You're gonna need to learn how to deal with girls and not just run from them.'
Your uncle: 'You're growing up! You're gonna need to start acting like a man!'
Your friend: 'You're getting a little bigger. You're gonna need to start acting like a man.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When your dad or some guy gives you a lecture because you're starting to look like you're about to get a job and not just play video games and smell like a gym sock.
Dad: 'You're getting a little bigger. You're gonna need to start acting like a man and not just run from girls.'
Your uncle: 'You're gonna be a man someday. You better start acting like one now and not just smell like a gym sock.'
Your friend's dad: 'You're growing up! You're gonna need to start acting like a man and not just play video games.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The lecture your dad or some guy gives you when you're getting a little bigger and your voice is starting to sound like a goat.
Dad: 'Your voice is starting to sound like a goat. You're gonna need to start acting like a man.'
Your uncle: 'You're getting a little bigger. Your voice is changing. You need to start acting like a man.'
Your friend's dad: 'Your voice is like a goat. You're gonna be a man someday. You better start acting like one now.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The time your dad or some guy yells at you for growing and thinking you're cool and your voice sounds like a goat.
Dad: 'You think you're cool now? Your voice is like a goat! You're gonna be a man someday.'
Your uncle: 'You're getting a little bigger. Your voice is like a goat. You need to start acting like a man.'
Your friend's dad: 'You're growing up! Your voice is like a goat! You better start acting like a man now.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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