dad strength
That insane power that lets dads beat up their kids even when they look like they’ve been sleeping in a dumpster for weeks.
Dad grabs the kid by the shirt and throws him across the room. The kid’s still dizzy, but he’s also smiling.
Dad kicks the kid’s door off its hinges just to prove a point. The kid’s still mad, but he’s also weirdly proud.
Dad tries to eat the kid’s lunch. The kid’s still confused, but he’s also laughing.