dad strength

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The crazy power a dad has that lets him beat up his kid even when he’s clearly out of shape and smells like old socks.

Dad throws his kid out of the house for eating the last pizza slice. The kid’s still crying, and the dad is eating the crust.

Dad lifts the couch to show his kid who’s boss. The kid’s still mad, but he’s also terrified.

Dad strength kicks in when the kid tries to sneak a soda. Dad catches him, and the kid ends up with a broken soda machine.

That impossible strength all dads have, even if they look like they were hit by a truck and live in a landfill.

Dad lifts the entire fridge to prove a point. The kid’s still confused, but he’s also slightly impressed.

Dad grabs the kid by the hair and drags him to the couch. The kid’s still screaming, but he’s also laughing.

Dad tries to eat the entire cake in one bite. The kid’s still trying to figure out why he’s doing that.

That insane power that lets dads beat up their kids even when they look like they’ve been sleeping in a dumpster for weeks.

Dad grabs the kid by the shirt and throws him across the room. The kid’s still dizzy, but he’s also smiling.

Dad kicks the kid’s door off its hinges just to prove a point. The kid’s still mad, but he’s also weirdly proud.

Dad tries to eat the kid’s lunch. The kid’s still confused, but he’s also laughing.