Dad Stories
Your dad's story about his wild youth, but it's so messed up it might as well be a horror movie. And he probably did the worst parts.
My dad said he was tied to a pole with a strap between his tits at a strip club by his dead dad. Then he left and focked himself.
He told me he once wrestled a man who had a beard made of glitter and lost.
He said he tried to escape a jail by wearing a chicken costume and it didn't work.