dad-sharp - Dad-sharp is when your dad’s knives are just good enough to

Dad-sharp is when your dad’s knives are just good enough to cut your lunch, but not good enough to cut your feelings or your mom’s patience.

I used dad-sharp knives to cut my mom’s lunch and she yelled at me for 10 minutes.

My dad tried to cut my sandwich with his knife and it came out like a sandwich-shaped wound.

I tried to cut my dad’s hair with his dad-sharp knife and it looked like he had a bad day.