dad-sharp

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As sharp as your dad’s knives after he forgot to sharpen them and used them to cut pizza and toast. It’s like dad-sharp: barely sharp enough to cut your mom’s hair, but not so sharp it’ll stab you.

I tried to cut my sandwich with dad-sharp knives and it felt like I was fighting a loaf of bread.

My dad used his knife to cut cheese and it looked like he was trying to murder the cheese.

I used dad-sharp knives to cut my brother’s hair and it looked like a war zone.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Dad-sharp is when your dad’s knives are just good enough to cut your lunch, but not good enough to cut your feelings or your mom’s patience.

I used dad-sharp knives to cut my mom’s lunch and she yelled at me for 10 minutes.

My dad tried to cut my sandwich with his knife and it came out like a sandwich-shaped wound.

I tried to cut my dad’s hair with his dad-sharp knife and it looked like he had a bad day.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Dad-sharp is like your dad’s knives: they’re kind of sharp, but not so sharp they’ll cut your finger off or your mom’s last nerve.

My dad tried to cut my pizza with his dad-sharp knife and it looked like he was trying to kill it.

I used dad-sharp knives to cut my mom’s hair and it looked like she had a bad day.

I tried to cut my brother’s sandwich with dad-sharp knives and it looked like a sandwich fight.

by Slangipedia 15d ago