dad rock
Dad rock is the cruddy music boomers blast in their old cars while pretending they're still cool. They force their kids to listen to it and act like it's the best thing ever, even though it's just old songs that smell like mothballs and regret.
My dad plays 'Free Bird' so loud it sounds like a cow got hit by a truck.
My mom says dad rock is 'the best thing since sliced bread, which was also dad rock.'
My uncle tried to get me to like dad rock by making me listen to it in the car for 10 hours straight.