dad rock

Dad rock is the cruddy music boomers blast in their old cars while pretending they're still cool. They force their kids to listen to it and act like it's the best thing ever, even though it's just old songs that smell like mothballs and regret.

Dad rock is the music that boomer dads play while they try to act like they're still young. It's only dad rock if it's so bad that even the kids laugh at it, but the dad still thinks it's the best thing since the invention of pants.

Dad rock is the music that fathers blast in their stupid old cars to make everyone else around them cringe. You're a dad rocker if you own Tom Petty, Phil Collins, and Sting, and you think that's the height of coolness.

Dad rock is old rock music that fathers love, even if it's so boring it makes you want to throw up. It’s not dad rock if it's cool. It's only dad rock if it's wild for no reason, like a kid throwing a tantrum in the middle of a math test.

Dad rock is the kind of music that boomers blast while they dance like they're still in high school. It’s so uncool it makes your soul cry. Some bands today write dad rock just to make you feel like you're stuck in a time warp.

Dad rock is the music that older guys love, and it comes in different kinds like psychedelic rock, hard rock, and shoe gaze. It’s the music that dad rockers blast in their stupid old cars while pretending they're still young.

Dad rock is the music that boomers blast while they act like they're still hip. It’s so bad it makes you want to scream. People who call themselves cool use the term to make fun of anyone who still likes old rock music.