Dad parade
A dad parade is when one kid gets carried by their dad and suddenly it's a war of who can carry the most kids without falling over or losing their sanity.
My dad carried me like he was trying to win a bet, and my brother's dad had to carry his kid because he was too dumb to say no.
Dad 1: 'I can carry three of them!' Dad 2: 'I can carry five of them!' Dad 3: 'I can carry them all the way to the mall!' (He had to sit down.)
My dad carried me like I was a rockstar and my neighbor's dad had to carry his kid because he was too proud to admit he was tired.