Dad parade

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A dad parade is when one kid shoves their face into their dad's shoulder and the dad gets carried away like a stupid man, making all the other dads feel like they need to prove they're not weak.
My dad carried me like I was a baby and my uncle had to carry my brother because he didn't want to look bad.
Dad 1: 'I can carry her!' Dad 2: 'I can carry two of them!' Dad 3: 'I can carry the whole damn family!' (He couldn't.)
My dad carried me like a moron and my neighbor's dad tried to carry his kid and fell over.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A dad parade is when a kid hops on their dad's shoulder and suddenly all the other kids think their dads are the best and start fighting over who can carry them the farthest.
My dad carried me like a king, and my cousin's dad had to carry his kid because he was too proud to let them walk.
Dad 1: 'I can carry her 10 feet!' Dad 2: 'I can carry her 100 feet!' Dad 3: 'I can carry her to the moon!' (He walked her to the moon.)
My dad carried me to the park and my neighbor's dad had to carry his kid because he was too lazy to walk.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A dad parade is when one kid gets carried by their dad and suddenly it's a war of who can carry the most kids without falling over or losing their sanity.
My dad carried me like he was trying to win a bet, and my brother's dad had to carry his kid because he was too dumb to say no.
Dad 1: 'I can carry three of them!' Dad 2: 'I can carry five of them!' Dad 3: 'I can carry them all the way to the mall!' (He had to sit down.)
My dad carried me like I was a rockstar and my neighbor's dad had to carry his kid because he was too proud to admit he was tired.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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