Dad parade
A dad parade is when a kid hops on their dad's shoulder and suddenly all the other kids think their dads are the best and start fighting over who can carry them the farthest.
My dad carried me like a king, and my cousin's dad had to carry his kid because he was too proud to let them walk.
Dad 1: 'I can carry her 10 feet!' Dad 2: 'I can carry her 100 feet!' Dad 3: 'I can carry her to the moon!' (He walked her to the moon.)
My dad carried me to the park and my neighbor's dad had to carry his kid because he was too lazy to walk.