dad nap
A nap that a dad takes in the middle of the night because he's too drunk to go to bed and too tired to stay awake.
Dad: "I'm just going to take a quick nap." (He's been napping since 10:00 PM.)
Mom: "He took a dad nap after drinking three beers."
Dad: "I'm not sleeping. I'm just taking a dad nap."
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