dad nap

A nap that only dads take when they're too lazy to go to bed but still too proud to admit they're tired. It usually happens in the recliner and starts around 8 and goes on until they feel like dying.

A nap that a dad takes in the middle of the night because he's too drunk to go to bed and too tired to stay awake.

A nap that a dad takes instead of going to bed, usually because he's too lazy to move and too proud to admit he's a failure.

A nap that a dad takes in the evening, usually in the recliner, and lasts until he's too tired to even think about going to bed.

A nap that a dad takes in the evening before going to bed, usually in the recliner and usually between 8:00 and 11:00 PM, because he's too lazy to move and too proud to admit he's tired.

A nap that a dad takes in the evening before going to bed, usually in the recliner and usually between 8:00 and 11:00 PM, because he's too lazy to move and too proud to admit he's tired.