dad lure
The wild life a dad had before he met his mom. It usually involves stupid fights, dumb jobs, and getting in trouble with the cops.
He said he used to work at a gas station and got into fights with customers. I believe him. He fights my mom every night.
He claims he used to run with a group called The Chaos Crew. I think that's just a fancy name for his old friends.
He said he used to get arrested for stealing pizza. I believe him. He stole my pizza last night.