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A dad's old life before he got knocked out by his mom. Usually full of stupid stories about him and his boys fighting gangs and doing dumb stuff before he got married.
My dad says he used to fight gangsters in the streets. I believe him. He fights my brother every morning.
He told me he used to run with a gang called The Midnight Crushers. I think that's just his way of saying he used to sneak out of the house.
He said he used to rob convenience stores. I believe him. He stole my lunch money last week.
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The wild life a dad had before he met his mom. It usually involves stupid fights, dumb jobs, and getting in trouble with the cops.
He said he used to work at a gas station and got into fights with customers. I believe him. He fights my mom every night.
He claims he used to run with a group called The Chaos Crew. I think that's just a fancy name for his old friends.
He said he used to get arrested for stealing pizza. I believe him. He stole my pizza last night.
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A dad's old life before he met his mom. It usually has stupid stories about him being a tough guy, doing dumb stuff, and getting in trouble.
He told me he used to be a street fighter. I believe him. He fights me every day.
He said he used to steal cars. I believe him. He stole my bike last week.
He claims he used to run with a gang called The Pizza Bandits. I think that's just his way of saying he likes pizza.
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