dad lore
Dad lore is when your dad yells about his life before you were born like it was a war and you were the enemy.
He said he once got fired for eating a whole cake at work. I got in trouble for drawing on the walls.
He claimed he was a superhero in high school. I was a sidekick who forgot my powers.
He told me he won a bet by eating a whole pizza in one bite. I won a bet by not eating it at all.