dad lore
Dad lore is when your dad tells stories about his past that make you feel like your life is a sitcom and his is a movie.
He said he once ran away from home for three days. I ran away from the kitchen for five minutes.
He told me he once danced with a goat. I danced with my little brother in the hallway.
He said he was a rockstar. I was a sidekick who forgot my guitar.