Dad Lip
A dad lip is when your mustache looks like it was grown by a kid who just got done with math homework and still smells like a cheeseburger.
My dad lip is so bad, my neighbors think I’m a ghost who came to haunt their lawn.
I tried to grow a mustache, but it looked like my cat stepped on it.
My dad lip is so long, I could use it as a lasso to catch my kids.