Dad Lip

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A dad lip is when your mustache looks like it was hacked off with a rusty knife and the stubble is longer than the dirt lip, making you look like a man who just got out of prison and still smells like a dead raccoon.
My dad lip is so bad, my dog won’t stop barking at me.
I tried to grow a mustache, but it looks like I got hit by a lawnmower.
My ex said my dad lip is the only thing keeping me from becoming a ghost.
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A dad lip is when your mustache is halfway there, like you gave up on a full beard and just said, 'I’m not going to be a man, I’m going to be a tired man.'
I have a dad lip so bad, my son thinks I’m a failed superhero.
My dad lip is so long, I could use it to mop the floor.
I tried to grow a mustache, but it just looked like I got into a fight with a beard.
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A dad lip is when your mustache looks like it was grown by a kid who just got done with math homework and still smells like a cheeseburger.
My dad lip is so bad, my neighbors think I’m a ghost who came to haunt their lawn.
I tried to grow a mustache, but it looked like my cat stepped on it.
My dad lip is so long, I could use it as a lasso to catch my kids.
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