Dad Joint
A dad joint is a stoner’s last resort. It’s like a cigar made by a drunk man who forgot how to roll. It’s straight, it’s ugly, and it tastes like regret.
My dad rolled this joint while watching football. It looked like a piece of cardboard. I still smoked it though.
This joint was so bad it made my teeth hurt. My friend called it a 'toothbreaker.'
I tried to roll this joint with my eyes closed. It came out like a brick. Still hit me though.