Dad Joint

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A dad joint is a stoner’s last resort. It’s like a cigar made by a drunk man who forgot how to roll. It’s straight, it’s ugly, and it tastes like regret.
My dad rolled this joint while watching football. It looked like a piece of cardboard. I still smoked it though.
This joint was so bad it made my teeth hurt. My friend called it a 'toothbreaker.'
I tried to roll this joint with my eyes closed. It came out like a brick. Still hit me though.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dad joint is when you roll a joint like it’s your final exam. It’s not cone-shaped. It’s straight. It’s like a sausage. But it still hits you like a freight train.
I rolled this joint with one hand while eating chips. It looked like a brick. But it hit me like a boss.
My dad rolled this joint with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other. It looked like a dog barf. Still smoked it though.
This joint was so bad it looked like a math problem. But it still got me high.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dad joint is when you roll a joint like you’re trying to impress your ex. It’s straight, it’s ugly, and it smells like old pizza. But somehow, it still gets the job done.
I rolled this joint while crying over my ex. It looked like a sad clown. Still hit me though.
This joint was so bad it smelled like my mom’s old pizza. Still smoked it though.
My dad rolled this joint with one hand and a cigarette in the other. It looked like a sad clown. Still got the job done.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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