dad jeans
Jeans that are so loose, you could fit a whole family inside. They’re not tight, so you don’t get a wedgie from hell. But they also make your butt look like it’s trying to escape.
My dad’s dad jeans are so big, they look like he’s wearing a tent. I told him they were like a second skin. He said, 'It’s a second life.'
My dad wore his dad jeans to the grocery store. The cashier asked if he was hiding from his kids. He said, 'I’m hiding from my kids.'
I tried to wear my dad’s dad jeans once. My legs looked like they were trying to take a nap.