dad jeans

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Jeans that look like they’ve been through a war and a divorce. They’re usually faded, have a weird fit, and are worn by old guys who think they’re still cool. They also drive minivans and yell at their kids to clean their rooms.

My dad wears his dad jeans every day like they’re a badge of honor. I once asked him why he didn’t just wear a suit. He said, 'I need to be comfortable for my heart attack.'

My uncle wears his dad jeans so often, the legs are like two separate pieces of fabric. He calls them 'my battle armor.'

My dad wore his dad jeans to my prom. I looked like I was going to a funeral.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Jeans that are so loose, you could fit a whole family inside. They’re not tight, so you don’t get a wedgie from hell. But they also make your butt look like it’s trying to escape.

My dad’s dad jeans are so big, they look like he’s wearing a tent. I told him they were like a second skin. He said, 'It’s a second life.'

My dad wore his dad jeans to the grocery store. The cashier asked if he was hiding from his kids. He said, 'I’m hiding from my kids.'

I tried to wear my dad’s dad jeans once. My legs looked like they were trying to take a nap.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Jeans that look like they were made in the 80s by someone who had no idea what a butt was. They’re worn by dads who think they’re still in their prime and have no idea that their kids are rolling their eyes at them.

My dad’s dad jeans have pockets so high, they look like they’re trying to steal my lunch. I asked him why he wore them. He said, 'I need to look like I have money.'

My dad wore his dad jeans to my mom’s birthday party. She said, 'You look like you’re trying to hide your age.' He said, 'I’m hiding my age. It’s working.'

My dad’s dad jeans have so much fabric, they look like they’re trying to be a blanket.

by Slangipedia 5d ago