Dad head
A dad who celebrates a new baby by getting a blow job from a random woman, like it’s a holiday and he’s the president.
My dad got a blow job from his coworker after my brother was born. Classic dad head move.
He called it ‘Dad Day’ and got a blow job from the barista. What even is life?
After my sister was born, my dad went to the gas station and got a blow job from the clerk. That’s dad head.