Dad head

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A guy who looks like he should be dead, not just having a beer at 7-Eleven. Maybe he already has a kid who’s taller than him.

My uncle is a dad head. He looks like he’s been stuck in a time warp since the 80s.

That guy at the gym who still wears a mullet? Total dad head.

My dad is a dad head. He still wears the same flannel every day since 1992.

A dad who celebrates a new baby by getting a blow job from a random woman, like it’s a holiday and he’s the president.

My dad got a blow job from his coworker after my brother was born. Classic dad head move.

He called it ‘Dad Day’ and got a blow job from the barista. What even is life?

After my sister was born, my dad went to the gas station and got a blow job from the clerk. That’s dad head.