dad friend
The guy who acts like he's your dad's best friend, but he's just there to leave the room and do weird stuff while your dad thinks he's being cool.
He said he needed to 'go check on something' and then left the room, which I knew meant he was going to do something weird.
He said he needed to 'get a drink' and then left the room, which I knew meant he was going to get a drink with me.
He said he needed to 'go talk to someone' and then left the room, which I knew meant he was going to talk to me.