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A guy who acts like he's your dad just to get in your pants. He's your dad's buddy, but he's more interested in your body than your future.
My dad's friend said he'd give me a ride home if I let him 'check my homework', which I know means he wants to see my butt.
He called me 'kid' and tried to grab my hand like we were best friends, but it was just a grab for my wrist.
He told me he'd give me money if I'd let him 'test my math skills', which was just code for 'let me touch you.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The guy who hangs out with your dad and acts like he's your teacher, but he's more interested in giving you advice that makes you want to punch him.
He said, 'I know what it's like to be young and dumb,' and then asked me if I wanted to 'get a beer', which I knew meant he wanted to get drunk with me and try to hit on me.
He told me I should 'take life seriously' and then asked me if I wanted to 'take a break', which I knew meant he wanted to take a break with me.
He said he was giving me 'life advice' and then told me I should 'make the most of my youth', which I knew meant he wanted to make the most of my body.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The guy your dad brings over and acts like he's your uncle, but he's just there to flirt with your mom and try to flirt with you.
He came over and said, 'I see you've grown up,' and then asked me if I wanted to 'help him with something', which I knew meant he wanted to help me with something else.
He said, 'You're just like your mom when she was your age,' and then asked me if I wanted to 'talk about it', which I knew meant he wanted to talk about me.
He said, 'I used to be just like you,' and then asked me if I wanted to 'have a chat', which I knew meant he wanted to have a chat with my body.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The guy who acts like your dad's best friend, but he's really just there to give you the worst advice and make you feel like you're being picked on.
He told me I should 'take life seriously' and then asked me if I wanted to 'have some fun', which I knew meant he wanted to have some fun with me.
He said, 'I know what it's like to be young and confused,' and then asked me if I wanted to 'get a snack', which I knew meant he wanted to get a snack with me.
He told me I should 'think about my future' and then asked me if I wanted to 'take a break', which I knew meant he wanted to take a break with me.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The guy who acts like he's your dad's best friend, but he's just there to leave the room and do weird stuff while your dad thinks he's being cool.
He said he needed to 'go check on something' and then left the room, which I knew meant he was going to do something weird.
He said he needed to 'get a drink' and then left the room, which I knew meant he was going to get a drink with me.
He said he needed to 'go talk to someone' and then left the room, which I knew meant he was going to talk to me.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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