dad cock
A decent sized meat stick on a man who’s seen a few decades. It’s not tiny, but it’s not huge either. It’s like the average dad who still remembers how to tie his shoes.
My dad’s cock is like his laugh, it’s just there, and it’s kind of annoying but you can’t ignore it.
My uncle’s cock is the kind of thing that makes you wonder why he never dated anyone after college.
My dad’s cock is like his coffee, he drinks it every morning and it’s just okay.