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A decent sized meat stick on a man who’s seen a few decades. It’s not tiny, but it’s not huge either. It’s like the average dad who still remembers how to tie his shoes.
My dad’s cock is like his laugh, it’s just there, and it’s kind of annoying but you can’t ignore it.
My uncle’s cock is the kind of thing that makes you wonder why he never dated anyone after college.
My dad’s cock is like his coffee, he drinks it every morning and it’s just okay.
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The holy grail of cocks. It’s waxed, it’s perfect, and it’s like it was carved by God himself. You could worship it.
That cock looked like it was dipped in gold and kissed by the devil.
I saw that cock and I immediately knew I was going to die a happy man.
That cock was so perfect, I wanted to take a bite out of it.
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